Although this is technically a real-person fic, I must say that no celebrities were harmed in the writing of this story! This is an AU fic, meaning that the “real people” in Altered Histories are actually Alternate Universe/fictional versions of them, not the “real” thing! If you are offended by anything controversial in this story, then don’t read it. I am disabling comments because I know that I will offend a lot of people as AH does have a controversial plot, and I don’t have time to deal with all the flames. TV shows such as South Park, Family Guy and especially Celebrity Deathmatch all do/did RPF so if you want to be offended get offended at them. Even Johnny Bravo did it.